Monday, July 24: Get Milk @ Clover's Pop-Up Tasting Room
When 8-10am (Mondays through July)
Where: 330 Fell St. (Hayes Valley), cloversonoma.com
Why: Because you like all those funny Clover billboards on the way up to Wine Country and you kind of want to know what on earth happens at a milk tasting. Plus, free snacks.
Tuesday, July 25: Hit Emo Nite @ Rickshaw Stop
Where: 155 Fell St. @ Van Ness (Hayes Valley), rickshawstop.com
Why: Because Fall Out Boy has been stuck in your head forever.
Wednesday, July 26: Free Coffee @ Intelligentsia
Where: 1125 Mariposa St. (Potrero Hill), www.zspace.org
Why: Taste single origin coffees and get a free demo on different brewing methods at the Intelligentsia Lab. Register at eventbrite.com.
Thursday, July 27: Watch Dirty Harry Outside @ Campsyte SF
Where: 7 Freelon St. (SoMa), eventbrite.com
Why: Chow down at the build-your-own popcorn bar, make campfire s'mores, taste California Olive Ranch olive oil, and sip Fort Point beers, all to benefit the SF Marin Food Bank. Tickets are $15.
Friday July 29: Take a 420 Tour @ The Presidio
When: Noon to 3pm
Where: 498 Broadway St. (North Beach), eventbrite.com
Why: $250 is a lot of dough to shell out for a bus/walking tour of all the sites you've seen before—but did we mention it includes refreshments of both the medicated and un-medicated variety? Good for noobs to SF.
Saturday, July 30: SFJAZZ @ Sutro Baths
Where: 1004 Point Lobos Ave. (Sea Cliff), sfjazz.org
Why: Because the only thing more lovely than a hike at Land's End is finishing it with a free al fresco percussion performance of John Luther Adams' Inuksuit.
Sunday, July 30: Get in Formation @ Dogpatch Dance and Yoga
Where: 435 23rd St. (Dogpatch), eventbrite.com
Why: This is your opportunity to slay like Queen Bey—or at least learn a portion of her "Formation" choreography as your Sunday workout.