Arts + Culture
Chris Clouse, Martel Toler, Jeffrey Levine
Melly Hajian, Caroline De Lima
Abstain from obsessively renumbering that Netflix queue—Weeds Season 3 still has a “short wait.” This week and next it is all about getting out to the movies. Putting Sex and the City and Ironman aside, let’s talk festivals—’cause let’s face it: SF loves it some festivals.
Greetings and salutations* film snots … Haven’t you heard? The Dude is not in.* Where is he? A privacy clause in his contract prohibits us from asking but we’re laying bets …
A) Hooker’s gone shark hunting
B) Hooker’s finishing the pilot script for his sick and twisted TV show
C) Hooker’s building a state-of-the-art Iron Suit to battle terrorists
D) Hooker’s digging through Peruvian tombs in search of Conquistador mummies and the Lost City of Gold
While he’s on hiatus, in honor of 7x7’s Best of issue, MRF left a whole mess of Best of Hookers Reel(s) for all you suckers who don’t have his archives page bookmarked yet so dig in Reel Junkies.