Writer Beth Spotswood is one of our favorite local funny people. When she talks, we listen. And laugh. So today, when Spotswood poked a bit of fun at last night's Republican presidential debate, posing this all-important question on Facebook, we thought it necessary sharing. So we asked some interesting locals, If you were president, what would your secret service code name be? Here's what they had to say. Check 'em out, then head over to Facebook and tell us yours!
Beth Spotswood (Slow News Day): Expiring Groupon
Broke-Ass Stuart (Mayoral Candidate): Sugar Shorts
Anna Weinberg (Restaurateur): Electric Slide
Thomas McNaughton (Chef): Al Dente
Camper English (Alcademics): White Carbs
Brock Keeling (Editor): Diane
David Downs (Marijuana Journalist): Honey Badger
Adrienne Arieff (Author, Publicist): Princess Leia
Yigit Pura(Tout Sweet Patisserie): Sugar Daddy
Jennifer Raiser (Author): Coco Puffs
Drew Altizer(Photographer): Pixel
Emily Holt (Fashion Journalist): Lola
Dean Ignacio (Photographer): Bubba Kush
And a few from our 7x7 staff...
Chloé Hennen (Editor): Brut Rosé
Natalie Wages (Publisher): Damn Hippie
Sarah Medina (Editor): Funky Cold
Schuyler Bailey (Editor): Mrs. Butterworth
Don't miss Beth's original Facebook post, with all the brilliant answers from her FB friends. (We're loving Hot Pocket.) And tell us on Facebook, what would your secret service code name be?
