Monday morsels for style-hungry minds....

Proving that there is no end to the wedding industry’s preference for love expressed through absurd extravagance, behold wedding planner David Tutera’s $500,000 wedding gown, via Luxist.

We love boot porn. ‘Nuff said.

Designer Richie Rich decides what men really need right now is a pair of sunglasses dangling from the crotch of their man-kini bottoms.

As if the mirdle, murses and meggings weren’t enough, The Cut reports that Selfridges is attempting to bring yet another manned-up accessory for women to the fore: mantyhose. We recommend saving these for the Renaissance festival. 

Urban Outfitters reminds us of the search-related dangers of our times, such as innocently Googling the phrase “fur hammock,” when you are really, truly looking for a hammock lined in fur.

The Finer Dandy talks underwear models with Mad Men’s Benjamin Bratt, in town recently for a guest appearance at Macy’s Passport.

SF Indie Fashion has the scoop on the first piece of women’s apparel from local company Chrome.

Vanessa Traina’s much-admired style sensibilities take center stage on Who What Wear.

SF Unzipped enlightens us with eye-opening beauty tips courtesy of Giorgio Armani makeup artist Francisco Zacarias.