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And now it's time for my weekly "suck-up" in which you, precious reader, get to see me kiss the butts of people whom I either owe favors to or want favors from:

First of all, a shout-out to Ned Clarke, the storytelling genius who hijacked my blog last week. I promised him that if he helped out with my blogs, I would help get him a job. Ever since my show got canceled, he has been unemployed and destitute. Look into your hearts people; help me find this man a job. Currently, he can be found living underneath the Sixth Street overpass in downtown SF. Just look for the burnt-out dumpster next to the leaky oil drums. Or call him on his cell phone at 415-302-7256. No project too big or too small.

Also, happy birthday to Nate Valentine of Vintage 415. The party took place at The Ambassador on Geary St. I wasn't able to attend but I was there in spirit buddy!


photo of The Ambassador by Drew Altizer

Lastly, a big congrats to City Church of SF on their 10-year anniversary. That's 10 years of savin' my soul and yours for that matter, so give it up. More info: citychurchsf.org

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