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Jams We Love: 7x7's Weekly Playlist

Marc Bolan Christmas Bop

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For our column Jams We Love, we're turning you onto the songs that keep us going every day. To get into the the Christmas music game, we put together a list of fairly weird holiday songs so you can give yourself a break from Mariah's "All I Want for Christmas Is You," and other seasonal standards. Enjoy!

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1. Clarence Carter, "Back Door Santa"

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2. Beck, "Little Drum Machine Boy"

A kind of Christmas-Hanukkah mashup, this epic, 7-minute track appeared on the Xmas compilation for alt-rock lovers, Just Say Noel.

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3. T. Rex, "Christmas Bop"

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4. Fear, "F**k Christmas"

Brevity is the key to timelessness in this 46-second anthem for Christmas haters everywhere.

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5. Joe Pesci, "If It Doesn't Snow on Christmas"

If you like F-bombs and angelic choirs of children singing, this is the Christmas song for you.

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6. Culturcide, "Depressed Christmas"

With a melody lifted directly from "White Christmas," this sullen paean to holiday repulsion will definitely appeal to all of's more nihilistic readers.