courtesy of the L word online

I’m going to be honest with you guys; before I arrived at the “L-Word Party” thrown by Curve magazine last Saturday night, I thought the “L” stood for “Lots of hot straight chicks.” Instead, I walked into the W Hotel and was immediately surrounded by a sea of drunk, horny lesbians. Sounds like paradise, right? WRONG! For the first time in my life, an entire roomful of hot chicks completely ignored me! I was so disturbed that I left early, drove home and watched the Playboy Channel for the rest of the night!