Drink Here Now
It doesn't matter which horses you pick, or which bourbon you drink. ~ Said no Kentuckian ever.
The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet. ~H.L. Mencken
Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient Champagne. —Dorothy Parker
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you alcohol.
"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already." —Tommy Cooper
“While I can’t walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.” — Ashwin Sanghi
Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower.
I do not get drunk. I get awesome.
Hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.