Drink Here Now
Warning: Your check liver light may come on this week.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half-empty or half-full. There is clearly room for more wine.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. - Ernest Hemingway
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. -Matt Groening
"Trust me. You can dance." -Vodka
From game day specials in SoMa to usher in the 2015 baseball season to Cockscomb's double happy hour, here's where you should throw back a few this week.
"You know there ain't no devil; there's just god when he's drunk," famously crooned Tom Waits. Maybe it's time you found some God in your life at one of these blessed drinking events.
February is almost over. You deserve a drink. A big one.
You say "drinking habit" like it's a bad thing.