Drink Here Now
So many reasons to drink. So little will power.
The cake may be a lie, but these drinking rumors are all true.
Your weekly drinking assignment has been posted. Get started!
It's not peer pressure. It's just your turn to drink.
Your bartender called. She misses you.
No need to wait for beer-thirty. It's already rum-fifteen.
A drink a day keeps the blues at bay.
You can't say you've been drinking all day if you don't start in the morning.
If you can't find a reason to raise a glass this week, you're not looking hard enough.