Drink Here Now
I do not get drunk. I get awesome.
Hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. - Oscar Wilde
"Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire." - David Rains Wallace
Winter is approaching, time to warm up with some libations.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. ~Oscar Wilde
Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol. ~N.F. Simpson
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. ~P.G. Wodehouse