Drink Here Now
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey
Today is a good day for alcohol.
Step aside, coffee. This is a job for alcohol.
You're free to drink all you want on Independence Day.
I pretend to like people every day. It's called being an adult. It's why we're allowed to buy booze.
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” - Benjamin Franklin
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker.
Warning: Your check liver light may come on this week.