Drink Here Now
Hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. - Oscar Wilde
"Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire." - David Rains Wallace
Winter is approaching, time to warm up with some libations.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. ~Oscar Wilde
Nothing says 'I mean business' like using a cart at the liquor store.
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. ~P.G. Wodehouse
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” ~ Joe E. Lewis