Drink Here Now
"You know there ain't no devil; there's just god when he's drunk," famously crooned Tom Waits. Maybe it's time you found some God in your life at one of these blessed drinking events.
February is almost over. You deserve a drink. A big one.
You say "drinking habit" like it's a bad thing.
When life gives you trouble, make it a double.
Brunch without booze is just a sad, late breakfast.
If ketchup is a vegetable, then a Bloody Mary is a salad.
As long as they're made with fresh lime juice and agave nectar, midday margaritas are good for you. We promise.
Exercise your 21st Amendment rights by drinking more than your fair share of booze this week.
All aboard for this week's drinking tour.