Drink Here Now
You're free to drink all you want on Independence Day.
I pretend to like people every day. It's called being an adult. It's why we're allowed to buy booze.
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” - Benjamin Franklin
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker.
Warning: Your check liver light may come on this week.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half-empty or half-full. There is clearly room for more wine.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. - Ernest Hemingway
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. -Matt Groening
"Trust me. You can dance." -Vodka