Drink Here Now
Your bartender called. She misses you.
No need to wait for beer-thirty. It's already rum-fifteen.
A drink a day keeps the blues at bay.
You can't say you've been drinking all day if you don't start in the morning.
If you can't find a reason to raise a glass this week, you're not looking hard enough.
We found five good reasons to stay off the wagon this week. You're welcome.
From high-end wines to ghetto beer, we've got your drinking preferences covered this week.
Survived Cinco de Mayo? Now brace your liver for the rest of the month.
This week's drinking assignments have been posted. Ready, set, drink!
If you're going to drink this week, you might as well drink like you mean it.