Kensington Park Hotel
If you're experiencing royal wedding FOMO (fear of missing out) and a twinge of envy for our friends across the pond who are unabashedly snatching up Will + Kate commemorative tea towels, Personality Hotels has a gimmick for you. In what might send the Queen and her corgis into a state of PTSD, The Kensington Park Hotel is offering what they're calling a "Shag Like Royalty" package. What do you get? Well, for one, the opportunity to shack up in an room with bedposts like Gandolf stripper poles and a carpet to make even Austin Powers blush.