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Property Porn: $5.2m Twin Peaks Home

Take in a view from the top in this Twin Peaks abode, which will assuredely make you feel like Zeus, or Hera, sitting atop Mount Olympus.

Property Porn: Presidio Heights Home with a View for $7.2m

If you can't imagine life without a formal dining room, breakfast room, library, seven bedrooms, and a basement (do they even have those in San Francisco?), then this three-story Presidio Heights home is your perfect match. Clocking in at a cool $7.2 million, you'll net one of the most affordable homes in Presidio Heights (yep). Just don't tell your neighbors.

Property Porn: Modern Pac Heights Home for $10.9 Million

San Francisco is constantly evolving, and some of its homes are keeping pace. This brand-spanking-new residence is decked out with all-new modern fixtures and amenities, with a dose of contemporary style.

Property Porn: Gold Coast Manor for $39 Million

We thought we had found you the most opulent available mansion that San Francisco had to offer, but it turns out we were short—by nearly $30 million. 

Property Porn: $10.5 Million Russian Hill Condo

Thanks to this pad's floor-to-ceiling windows, you can wave hello to Karl the Fog whenever he blankets Russian Hill. And it'll only cost you a jarring $10.5 million.

Property Porn: Historical Landmark Pac Heights Mansion for $9.7M

Blending historic design with contemporary upgrades, this epic Pac Heights mansion will allow you to stumble home from Polk Street in style.

Property Porn: Edwardian Mansion in Alamo Square for $6.8M

Step aside Painted Ladies, this historic Edwardian mansion has been stealing a lot of attention since its opening on the market. 

Property Porn: A Modern Silicon Valley Townhouse for $3.5M

With views of the Peninsula's western hills, ultra-modern appliances, and skyscraping ceilings, this not-so-humble abode gives Silicon Valley a very good name.

Property Porn: Glamorous Russian Hill Condo for $5M

One block away from the iconic twists and turns of Lomard Street sits a 1920s detailed two-beedroom flat with paroramic views of Coit Tower and the Bay. Here are the specs:

Property Porn: A Mediterranean Mansion in San Jose for $4.3M

You might as well change your last name to Jones, because everyone will be trying to keep up after you move into this stately home. 

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