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Property Porn: $10.9 Million Dream Home Is Sooo Pacific Heights

If it's your dream to nest inside a Pac Heights manse where you can play sommelier by night and take your Lulu-clad buns for a jog up the Lyon Street steps by day, then this is the house for you.

3 Incredibly Chic Tiny Homes in the East Bay

Ready to trade in your pint-size urban apartment for your very own nano house? These chic, modern tiny homes will have you selling all your furniture in no time. 

Property Porn: Move Into Mega VC Peter Thiel's Marina Palace for $9 Million

So you didn't cofound Paypal. Oh well, at least you can live like Peter Thiel—that is, if you have a spare $9.25 million to buy his 10,000-square-foot Marina estate overlooking the Palace of Fine Arts.

This 1906 Earthquake Shack Is Selling for $1.38M

It's no surprise that San Francisco rent can get ridiculous, but did you ever think it would get this bad? This 1906 Cole Valley SHACK is on the market for a million dollars. And this isn't a modern "tiny home," this is a turn-of-the-century shack. 

Property Porn: A Custom-Built Woodside Home for $4.2M

At the top of an old country road, dotted with cherry blossoms and oak trees, sits this magnificent, custom-built home guaranteed to make you want to pull up a chair and stay awhile. 

Property Porn: A Modern Farmhouse in St. Helena for $3.5M

If you ever dreamed of waving goodbye to the city in exchange for the quiet farm life up north, this St. Helena home might be the ticket. It has all the bucolic vibes but with polished amenities and no pesky farm animals.

Property Porn: You Can Live in SF's Historic Clock Tower For $8.5M

You heard us right. You can live inside the clock tower. Swoon. 

Property Porn: Inside 2600 Jackson Street, The First House in SF to Have Electricity

Ever wondered what it would be like to live in an original San Francisco home? Well, this breathtaking piece of SF history can be yours for just $7.9M. 

Property Porn: This $5.4M Lafayette Home Has a Wet Bar Inside the Bedroom

If you never imagined yourself moving to the suburbs, you might just change your mind after looking inside this amazing mansion in the East Bay hills. 

Property Porn: Don't Let the Victorian Facade Fool You, This Home Is All Modern Inside

You would think in a city like San Francisco, where Victorian houses are as ubiquitous as skyscrapers are in New York, the 19th century abodes would lose some of their charm. Yet, somehow, they never do—especially when they've undergone a chic modern makeover. 

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