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Property Porn: A Gorgeous Edwardian With Sexy Library for $1.8M

This two-level, circa-1900, Edwardian condo in Lower Pac Heights is a thousand times sexier on the inside than it appears from the sidewalk. 

Property Porn: A High-Tech South Beach Condo for $1.75M

If you've ever wanted to start a tech co-op but couldn't find the space, then you're in luck. For $1.75M, you can own a South Beach penthouse perfect for dreaming up the next big thing. 

Property Porn: SoMa Nightclub The EndUp Could Be Yours For $5.2M

For the same price as a 1-bedroom apartment in some parts of the City, you can have your very own gritty SoMa nightclub complete with full bar and somewhere nearby to pass out when the night's over. 

Property Porn: Danielle Steel's Beach House for $9M

Best known for her giant bush on Washington St., celebrity romance novelist Danielle Steel is selling her less-famous Seadrift beach house on Stinson Beach. 

Property Porn: An Original Sequoyah Hills Eichler for Only $765K

Make your Mad Men fantasies come true in this exceptional A-frame Eichler with open-air atrium, quartz counters, and a large private yard. You'll have to move to Oakland, though. 

Property Porn: A $1M Richmond Condo With Windows Galore

Ever wanted to watch the fog roll by from the comfort of your bed? Invest in this glorious Richmond condo with enough windows and skylights to keep your head in the clouds all day long.   

Property Porn: A Pac Heights Mansion With Indoor Pool for $6.5M

Sure, six million dollars is a little steep, but how can you turn away from your own sizable indoor lap pool, complete with cloud-painted ceiling? Never let Karl the Fog ruin your (indoor) summer plans, again! 

Property Porn: An Urban-Chic SoMa Penthouse for $4.5M

This contemporary three-story penthouse (yes, three!) is the cherry on top of the historic Mint Collection’s Sliver Building. Plus, it's just a stone’s throw away from Blue Bottle Cafe and The Cavalier—ahhh, the good life. 

Property Porn: A Double-Decker Yerba Buena Loft for $1.3M

You better hurry--according to RedFin, there's an 80% chance this rare two-floor Yerba Buena loft  will be snatched up in just over a week. 

Property Porn: A Zen House With a Rooftop Golf Course

Paging all aspiring Tiger Woodses! We've got the house for you. 

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