If someone's recently suggested that you "put a bird on it," it's likely they've fallen for Portlandia, the hilarious new IFC series that pokes fun at our neighbor to the north. We know San Francisco can give Portland a run for its plaid shirts on this whole self-parody thing, so we're on the hunt for SanFranlandia items ripe for the teasing. Seen a fixed gear bike swim against the stream on The Wiggle? Listened in on an attachmnent parenting conversation at Cafe Gratitude? Been collateral damage of a coffee war?