Whoa, whoa, whoa – the Oakland A’s aren’t actually allowed to lose, are they?
Way to take the “battle” part out of the Battle of the Bay, Oakland.
Let’s get the obvious out of the way: we all already knew that the Bay Area was the most amazing place in the history of the world. Or something like that.
The Golden State Warriors’ playoff run came to an unceremonious end by means of a largely uneventful 94-82 defeat to the San Antonio Spurs on Thursday night in Oakland.
First, a collective apology to the non-Warriors fans' moms out there: It’s all those ulcer-inducing Warriors’ faults.
They (still) believe.
Congratulations, Stephen Curry, you’ve won the internet.
Actually shooting from the three-point line instead of four feet behind it is for mere mortals, anyway.
It all looked so normal for David Lee: A run-of-the-mill drive to the basket, a foul and an awkward landing.
Flags were raised, bling was given, nostalgic highlights were on repeat and the Giants even wore gold to commemorate the whole thing.
In some circles, today is considered a national holiday.