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One of my guests, Marc Rudov, author of Under the Clitoral Hood: How to Crank Her Engine Without Cash, Booze, or Jumper Cables believes we should boycott Valentine’s Day.



“It’s a holiday for women, and Hallmark … On the 13th and 15th of February if you’re not happy, then the 14th isn’t going to be an exception …”

I don’t love the “only in San Francisco” qualifier.

Likely because my mom in Michigan says this when I tell her about certain happenings in my life.

However, a truly “only in San Francisco” event occurred this year when Kink.com moved into the historic Mission Armory.

’Tis the season to get it on, so I dug up my radio show from last December with Good Vibrations’ Jonathan Plotzker and phone sex operator Virgie where we talk about all manner of gifts that are sure to heat things up.

So, listen up.

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Listen to Sex with Emily at www.sexwithemily.com.

It wasn’t until The Vagina Monologues that the word became popular in mainstream media. Sure, at first it was uncomfortable. Newspapers wouldn’t print ads for the show and the evening news talked about the “V monologues,” but not the vagina in its full glory.

Eventually, however, there was a turning point, and the word started rolling off tongues.

“Thank god for Eve Ensler (creator of The Vagina Monologues),” VL exclaimed.

Unlike the rest of the free emailing world, I actually save my spam. At least, until I can read through it to decipher what’s really spam sex vs. Sex with Emily sex.

I get a ton of emails from people asking me questions about topics that happen to comprise the stuff of popular spams these days (things like Viagra, penis size, sex-related surgery, enhancement drugs, etc.).

But in the last seven days, I also got emails with the following subject lines:

1. No medicine can satisfy your penis needs as ours can.

Gil Ozeri is an “obscure fetish prankster” who makes prank calls to phone sex operators.

Even if it doesn’t seem up your alley, just have a listen for yourself. It could be the best five minutes you’ve wasted all day.

I interviewed Gil on my show awhile back and wanted to pass along some Jewish humor in honor of the holidays. Sure, I’ll be atoning for my sins during Yom Kippur this weekend, but who says atoning can’t be funny or sexy?

If you’re not having sex in the desert this weekend, you can still have random acts of sex (and love) right here at home.


courtesy of SF Swingers Convention

San Francisco Swingers Convention 2007
Aug. 30-Sept. 4, SF Bay Area

The city decided to close down the Castro Halloween festivities, or as many San Franciscans call it, the biggest (and easiest) pick-up party of the year. Blocks of scantily-clad naughty nurses and maids along with lawyers and construction men, all looking for tricks and treats.


photography by Jaimie D. Travis