This Week's Flick

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What the hell’s with all these crappy movies lately? C’mon Hollywood. It’s cold and wintery out there, and I want to be able to sit in a warm theater and bask in quality cinema, but it looks like that’s not gonna happen. This week’s suck-fest was entitled Catch and Release starring the pouty-faced Jennifer Garner as a bride-to-be whose fiancé dies. It sounds cool but it’s actually really damn boring. The only saving graces of the film are listed as follows: Juliet Lewis and Kevin Smith, who serve as good comic relief, preventing me from falling totally asleep. And last but not least, a special thanks to the projector, which malfunctioned during the final minutes of the film, enabling me to make an early escape from the theater!
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