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Great White Attacks Sea Lion at Pacifica

Duh Duh.

As many as 50 surfers and Pacifica beach-dwellers witnessed a shark attack yesterday...on a sea lion. Accounts on the surf site stokereport recall a sea lion being "ripped to shreds" by a 18 to 25 foot Great White, followed by a frenzy of birds and a giant pool of blood. Intense.

Check out some funny surf banter on the event here. San Francisco surfers have a love affair with the fall waves (with long period swells and off shore winds at Ocean Beach and Pacifica). But fall also means sea lion mating season...which means Jaws time. Beware of sharks!

Fear mongering? Seriously? This article does nothing but inform you that there was an attack on a seal, not a human. It states nothing about sharks attacking humans. I think if anything this article depicts sharks exactly as they are, predators of large marine mammals. I hate to say it but when we are in the water we become a large marine mammal, similar to that of a seal. In no way does this article make me think twice about shreding the gnar bro.

Wish I was there!

7x7, Home of Fear Mongering of Sharks.

This is exactly the kind of fear-mongering propaganda that contributes to this unjustified, and frankly inaccurate depiction of sharks. Sharks are not interested in humans. Less than five people a year are killed by sharks -- that's less than the body count of vending machines (http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2005/06/29/are-vending-machines-deadlier...).

Everyone should see Sharkwater: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sharkwater/

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.