The difference between a good haircut and a bad one? Two weeks—or so the old joke goes. But for the gent who hasn’t the time to spare, here are three Bay Area barbers who keep things high and tight.
You pass them every day. Local history is built on them. In honor of our licentious past, and in a sincere effort to separate the women from the girls, one writer gets $500 from 7x7—and permission from his wife—to embark on a highly subjective tour of local strip clubs.
I’ll level with you: I’m not much of a strip club guy. I went to one for my bachelor party, but I’m hardly a regular. That said, I dig the idea of tawdry San Francisco, blinking lights, hired flesh, and slick-talking doormen. Luckily, there’s no shortage of grit on any after-dark walk down Broadway. The strip just east of Columbus is also the last vestige of our Barbary Coast past.
Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club, 1031 Kearny St., 415-434-1301
Cover Charge: Your best deal is a $5 cover during the day. After 7 p.m., the price jumps to $10 on Sunday and Monday, $15 Tuesday through Saturday. On weekends, the price jumps to $20 after 2 a.m.
Ambiance: A fresh-faced crowd and basic setup: tables, bar, low light, loud pop music.
What You Get: It’s $20 for a short lap dance in full view of the club, $100 for three songs in the VIP dance lounge, and in the champagne room it’s $250 for 30 minutes.
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