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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Parking Officer Walk into a Bar...

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Parking Officer Walk into a Bar...

Last week's story seemed to strike a nerve or two, which generated a lot of first amendment activity in the comments section. I found alot of them to be smart, funny, and insightful. So much so that I thought I'd share some of the highlights with you this week. Without further ado, here are your fellow readers' recent freedoms of expression about parking:

The Top 5 Parking Citations Issued in SF in 2011

The Top 5 Parking Citations Issued in SF in 2011

The numbers have been crunched, and the results are in. Here is the official list of the top 5 parking citations issued in San Francisco for fiscal year 2011 straight from the SFMTA accounting department:

Justice for All (At Least for a Dozen People in Potrero Hill)

Justice for All (At least for a dozen people in Potrero Hill)

Hello My Dear Parking Guru,
I need your help desperately. My husband's car was towed on a Sunday morning along with other cars, in front of our house. We parked there on a Saturday night after 9 pm, and there were NO SIGNS on our stretch of the street. There were signs on our crossing street, for a Sunday Streets Event which we love and support, but again THERE WERE NO SIGNS OTHERWISE.
When we woke up at 9 am, we thought his car was stolen!

Parking With Love

Parking With Love

Some people say that they have great Parking Karma. The people who say that parking always sucks tend not to believe much in Karma.

Relief for Post-Parking Stress Disorder

Relief for Post-Parking Stress Disorder

Dear Parking Guru,
I thought I was pretty good at finding parking spaces, but thanks to the
7x7 articles and your parking app I am excellent at finding parking, so a million thanks. However, I'm still getting parking tickets (seven so far this year) and am often not sure exactly why. I'm not really learning any lessons because the violation descriptions on the tickets are always ambiguous, and I often don't know what I've done wrong. Do you have a quick primer for me to simplify parking on a block with a lot of signs?

Ask the Parking Guru: Another Driver Boxed Me In, What Can I Do?

Ask the Parking Guru: Another Driver Blocked Me In, What Can I Do?

Dear Parking Guru,

I'm currently parked on the street and another driver has blocked me in by parking right up against my bumper. Given the state of their now well bent license plate, it looks like the driver may have given my truck's tow hitch a hearty bump and then just left his car where it was, post impact, not trying to hide any evidence.  I do not have enough room in the front to negotiate myself out of the spot.

SFMTA said that they can do nothing. Is that really the case? Driveway owners can have people towed at will but my blocked in vehicle gets no response?  What do you suggest?



New Parking App Directs You to Open Spaces

How VoicePark, The City's Newest Parking App, Was Created

Somebody recently asked me, "So, when you were a kid, and you were playing with trucks and cars in the sandbox, were you parallel parking all of your hotwheels?"  I told her that I have memories of controlled vehicle chaos in the sandbox like other kids...but with an occasional explosion to give the Tonka ambulance and fire-truck something to do.  So upon reflection, even then, I was afflicted with the childhood version of parking anxiety, and intermittent explosive disorder.

Ask the Parking Guru: SFO Parking Whistle Blower, or Just Hot Air?

Hi David,
I enjoy your 7x7 posts and your website. I pulled up at SFO this morning and stopped just for 20 seconds partially on a pedestrian crossing, just to let my son get his stuff out. Saw a meter maid writing me up. She said she was writing me a $332 ticket, and then had me move back out of the crossing. Then she walked away, without any effort to give me the ticket. No idea if she was just staging the ticket-writing process to make sure that I was obedient, or whether I can expect a ticket in the mail. Are tickets enforceable if the meter maid made no effort to actually deliver it in person?
Your book looks great, and I read a rumor that you're making an app, I will be looking for them.


Need Parking Karma? Give Your Spot to Someone Else

I was driving down Fillmore the other day getting close to my destination for a meeting. Time was of the essence as, par for the course, I was running late.  I was simultaneously employing each of the 1001 strategies that I've written about, including asking the parking gods if I could cash in some of my good karma points for a spot right now.  And not shockingly, they delivered–one block away from my destination. I slowed down, pulled past it, and began to back into it, when suddenly, out of nowhere a man jumped and landed into the middle of the spot like a caped crusader who had just repelled down the bat-rope.

New Year's Eve & Day Parking Tips

New Year's Eve (otherwise known as Saturday) may feel like a holiday as everyone will be in party mood, but remember, it is not a holiday.  It will be just like any other Saturday in the eyes of the parking police. The usual $250,000 worth of parking tickets will be issued, and 300 or more cars will be towed. Remember to take a breath, look up and down the street for 100 feet for any enforceable sign, and don't start off the New Year with a large non-tax-deductible donation to SFMTA.

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