Show me how you drink and I will tell you who you are. ~Emile Peynaud
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. ~P.G. Wodehouse
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” ~ Joe E. Lewis
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. ~W.C. Fields
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson
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