Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. ~Oscar Wilde
Was I in here last night, and did I spend a twenty dollar bill? Oh, thank goodness. I thought I'd lost it." ~ W.C. Fields
Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol. ~N.F. Simpson
Show me how you drink and I will tell you who you are. ~Emile Peynaud
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. ~P.G. Wodehouse
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” ~ Joe E. Lewis
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
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