Hangovers are God's way of reminding you how awesome last night was.
I'll drink responsibly when there's a beer called "responsibly." ~Earl Dibbles, Jr.
It doesn't matter which horses you pick, or which bourbon you drink. ~ Said no Kentuckian ever.
The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet. ~H.L. Mencken
Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient Champagne. —Dorothy Parker
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you alcohol.
"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already." —Tommy Cooper
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. ~Lord Byron
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