The martini: the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet. ~H.L. Mencken
Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient Champagne. —Dorothy Parker
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you alcohol.
"I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already." —Tommy Cooper
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. ~Lord Byron
“While I can’t walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.” — Ashwin Sanghi
Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill
I do not get drunk. I get awesome.
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