Ever wonder how Santa survives the holiday season? He's got a little secret: a tasty list of off-menu holiday beverages at Bay Area bars. Lucky for us, Santa's secret list has been leaked. You won't find these drinks on the menu, but if you ask for them by name, the bartender will know what to do.
“Kids today, they don’t even leave Santa milk and cookies anymore. They just leave him almond milk and Instagram crackers.”
Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. ~Oscar Wilde
Was I in here last night, and did I spend a twenty dollar bill? Oh, thank goodness. I thought I'd lost it." ~ W.C. Fields
Show me how you drink and I will tell you who you are. ~Emile Peynaud
Nothing says 'I mean business' like using a cart at the liquor store.
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin. ~P.G. Wodehouse
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