Hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous.
Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. - Oscar Wilde
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. - Steve Martin
"Fermentation may have been a greater discovery than fire." - David Rains Wallace
"There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation." –John Ciandi
Time to spike the eggnog.
Ever wonder how Santa survives the holiday season? He's got a little secret: a tasty list of off-menu holiday beverages at Bay Area bars. Lucky for us, Santa's secret list has been leaked. You won't find these drinks on the menu, but if you ask for them by name, the bartender will know what to do.
“Kids today, they don’t even leave Santa milk and cookies anymore. They just leave him almond milk and Instagram crackers.”
Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.
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