I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. ~W.C. Fields
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson
Got tickets to Outside Lands this weekend? These are your drinking options.
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey
Today is a good day for alcohol.
Step aside, coffee. This is a job for alcohol.
You're free to drink all you want on Independence Day.
I pretend to like people every day. It's called being an adult. It's why we're allowed to buy booze.
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