There are more fun drinking events than we can shake a stick at this week, though we don't understand this obsession with stick-shaking.
Your weekly drinking assignment has been posted. Get started!
It's not peer pressure. It's just your turn to drink.
Your bartender called. She misses you.
No need to wait for beer-thirty. It's already rum-fifteen.
A drink a day keeps the blues at bay.
You can't say you've been drinking all day if you don't start in the morning.
Break out your beret, red scarf, and horizontal stripes today as San Francisco celebrates French National Day with a series of Bastille Day bashes.
You might want to clone yourself so you can attend all of this week's boozy events, happening in SF and the East Bay.
With so many reasons to drink this week, you should probably get started. Now.
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