“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” - Benjamin Franklin
Lips that touch liquor touch other lips quicker.
Less thinking. More drinking.
Warning: Your check liver light may come on this week.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half-empty or half-full. There is clearly room for more wine.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. - Ernest Hemingway
“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of Jack Daniels.” - Darynda Jones, author
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. -Matt Groening
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