The San Francisco Ballet announced the winners of their first-ever Nutcracker video contest yesterday. And they are hilarious. A well-deserved first place goes to the video "The Year of The Rat," in which the Rat King talks some smack against the Nutcracker Prince. "Newsflash, Clara, Kings are better than Princes." Check out the video below as well as the 2nd and 3rd place entries here. And then go see the SF Nutcracker. It's the nation's oldest production and really cute kids go.