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I really enjoyed Ocean's Eleven, but after seeing scores of movies since then in which beautiful, airbrushed people in expensive clothes perform pointless stunts amidst the backdrop of a muddled plot; I JUST CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Smokin’ Aces is no exception. It’s convoluted, overrated and formulaic. Oh, and Joe Carnahan, stop pretending to be Quentin Tarantino; it just won’t work for you, buddy. I swear; if it weren’t so cold outside, I’d be at the beach spreading tanning oil on my hard abs instead of cooped up in the Metreon watching crummy movies like this.

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