Start September right with Mad TV alums, Bay Area comedians, and Terminator parodies. 

Dan Cummins
He made his TV debut on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and made an appearance on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (when that was a thing for a hot minute). Now, Dan brings his late night absurdism to the fine people of San Francisco.
When: Various times, September 3-6
Where: Punch Line Comedy Club, 444 Battery

Aries Spears
The Chicago native has been seen on everything from Why Do Fools Fall in Love to Jerry Maguire. He was also a favorite on Mad TV and is a hilarious stand-up, obviously.
When: Various times, September 4-7
Where: Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus

Terminator Too: Judgment Play
The best way to see a parody of James Cameron's seminal sci-fi sequel is in the form of an updated parody that includes the annihilation of humanity, a Mark Zuckerberg kidnapping, food porn, and cat videos.
When: Starts September 5 and continues through December
Where: DNA Lounge, 375 11th St.

Jacob Sirof
He's unfiltered, unapologetic, and just a tad bit offensive. Added bonus: he's a Bay Area native. That said, it will be one of the best comedic experiences you will ever witness.
When: Various times, September 9-10
Where: Punch Line Comedy Club, 444 Battery

Bobby Lee
A Mad TV alum and a regular guest on Chelsea Lately, Bobby Lee is a comedian that deserves your attention because, well, he's a funny guy. A very funny guy. Also, check out his Instagram account and you will fall in love immediately.
When: Various times, September 11-13
Where: Punch Line Comedy Club, 444 Battery

Carly Aquilino and Jessimae Peluso from MTV's Girl Code
Carly has been described by her father as a "huge mistake" and Jessimae has been described as "a bottle rocket with a pulse." Together they bring their magical antics to the stage for a show you will never forget.
When: Various times, September 11-13
Where: Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus

34th Annual Comedy Day
There's something really satisfying and magical about a day of comedy. That's what the 34th Annual Comedy Day is all about: over 40 funny comedians providing a day of funny in the great outdoors. And it's free!
When: 12 pm, Sunday, September 14
Where: Sharon Meadow in Golden Gate Park, 320 Bowling Green Drive

Cobb's Comedy Allstars
Frankie Quinones is back to bring you a lineup of top notch local comedians because only the best thrive in San Francisco.
When: 7:30 pm, Sunday, September 14
Where: Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus

Andy Kindler
He was a recurring character on Everybody Loves Raymond and a judge on NBC's Last Comic Standing. That said, this guy knows funny.
When: Various times, September 16-17
Where: Punch Line Comedy Club, 444 Battery