Livin' the dream in Noe Valley usually entails a golden retriever and at least one baby, but it could just as easily entail scoring a one bedroom for less than $1700. Yup, it's a notoriously pricey neighborhood, and with good reason - consistently decent weather and more breakfast joints per capita than anywhere this side of the Mississippi (uncorroborated fact) means you're almost guaranteed a relaxing, sunny weekend (should the screaming children not spoil your three hour brunch). You can also use your Noe Valley digs as a calming respite between jaunts to the Mission or Castro (both nearby), and really show those yuppies how to live the dream. Do so in this one bedroom apartment located right off of Church (and the J line). At $1600 a month it's a great deal, and features amenities such as hardwood floors and a dishwasher. Open house is today from 3PM to 3:15, so get there looking sharp and work on infiltrating the pseudo-suburbs. Noe Valley One Bedroom for $1600