Holiday music be damned! At this point, it's increasingly impossible to get away from it in coffee shops, cabs and customer service hold lines. Enter the Wu-Tang Clan  to rescue our poor ears (and maybe do some holiday rhymes of their own?) from this onslaught of jingle bells.

The reunited collection of eccentric MCs (sans, of course, O.D.B.) is snaking its way across the US to blow up the Mezzanine, and for some Christmas cheer, we're giving away three pairs of spots on our Exclusive 7x7 Guest List! Just be sure to email us at events@7x7.com by 10 am on Tuesday, November 30th. Otherwise, score tickets here.

Also, make your own Wu Tang name here. Mine is Womanly Panther.