Lovers, are you still searching for that most thoughtful, touching, sensuous gift for your beloved? Can you not possibly fathom a world in which your social media presence is not celebrated in all of its viral glory with every action you take? Have we got the Valentine’s Day gift for you.

The Meritage Resort and Spa in Napa celebrates the essence of romance with their “Twitter Patter” package, which—beyond the requisite bottle of bubbly, couples massage, romantic dinner, breakfast in bed, blah, blah—offers couples Twitter blue macarons to nibble on sexily, as well as two robes, each monogrammed with your Twitter handles. And it's available through February 28. Is this getting you #inthemood?