Asking price: $75 million
Number of bedrooms: Nine
Lot size: 210 acres

This waterfront Tahoe manse is so vast and sprawling, you might never find your way out of it. Formerly owned by Tommy Hilfiger co-founder Joel Horowitz, the home's market listing recently made news when Horowitz announced that he'd personally finance the sale for a qualified buyer (it was originally priced at $100 million). Of course, that qualified buyer has to have $75 million hanging around just waiting to be used.

Let's fast forward to the goodies that await your eyes. Feel your checkbook quiver as you view the abode's opulent, woodsy interiors, the exquisite paintings that adorn the ceiling of the main dining room, the custom-made piano ornate enough for Liberace, the private lake and boat pavilion, the billiards room, the indoor basketball court for when you invite over the Golden State Warriors, the indoor pool, the horse stables, and the stacked wine cellar. Not pictured: two over-the-water par 3 golf holes. 

And for a little added historic flair, the Zephyr Cove estate features an exact replica of the grand staircase built on the S.S. Titanic, to a cigar lounge fashioned after New York's famed St. Regis Hotel. We especially love this bit of prose from the Trulia.com real estate listing: "A livable home to cherish through all seasons - the dawn of an epiphany, the measure of greatness, a dream to be realized."

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Photos and info from Trulia.com