Whether it's whiskey or whisky, it's being poured by the gallon this year at the Whiskies of the World Expo on March 31st. Hop aboard the San Francisco Belle (don't worry, it'll be docked the entire time) for three ballroom-sized decks of tasting booths of whiskies from around the globe and whiskey/whisky gurus galore to tell you everything you ever wanted to know about this complex spirit. We give you permission to lick your chops.

You'll be able to try whiskies from as close as San Francisco to as far flung as Australia and India and schmooze renowned brand ambassadors and distillers. Who wouldn't want to spend their Saturday night pampering their tastebuds like this? Best of all, you could go for free. We're giving away a pair of tickets to the WoW Expo–all you have to do is sign up for our newsletter below. We'll choose a subscriber at random to win this high-rolling night of booze tasting. Or grab tickets here. See you on the yacht!