Theater
Blue Man Group
It's the mysterious blue men's first-ever theatrical tour. Think truly original live art that will have your eyes glued to the stage. 
When: Tues. 5/24 - Sun. 6/19
Where: Golden Gate Theater, 1 Taylor St. 

Music
Glee Live On Stage
It's time to Gleek out. Everyone's favorite TV musical is back on tour after last year's smashing success. Sing along to your favorite numbers from seasons one and two, including "Toxic," "Don't Stop Believin,'" and "Empire State of Mind."
When: 7:30 p.m., Tues. 5/24 - Wed. 5/25
Where: HP Pavilion, 525 West Santa Clara, San Jose

Comedy
Tracy Morgan
30 Rock's bad boy Tracy Morgan will tear it up at Cobb's during a four-night standup stint.
When: Thurs. 5/26 - Sun. 5/29
Where: Cobb's Comedy Club, 915 Columbus Ave.

Shopping
Treasure Island Flea Market
Watch out, Alameda. Treaure Island is about to create some stiff competition. A marketplace of both new and old, the Treasure Island Flea Market will showcase everything from indie designs to antique furniture and vintage clothing.
When: Sat. 5/28 and Sun. 5/29
Where: Fourth St. between Avenue D and Avenue H, Treasure Island

Music
Lykke Li
Sweden's hottest new pop star plays a sold-out show at The Regency. Pay whatever you must to score tickets on Craigslist.   
When: 8 p.m., Mon. 5/30
Where: The Regency Ballroom, 1290 Sutter St.

Dance
Royal Danish Ballet
The world's third oldest ballet troupe is back in the Bay Area for the first time in 50 years. Feast your eyes on both classic and modern in the two-program show, which includes two pieces by the great choreographer August Bournonville as well as a survey of modern Nordic choreography.
When: Tues. 5/31 - Sat. 6/4
Where: Zellerbach Hall, Bancroft Ave. and Telegraph Way, Berkeley