What is This "Machine" Brian Wilson Keeps Talking About?
All-star closer, B-Weezy.
Upon clinching the National League pennant, host of Fox's The Cheap Seats, Chris Rose, wrangled an ecstatic Brian Wilson from drenching his teammates in champagne for yet another endlessly hysterical interview. Wilson is known almost as much for his hairstyles, wacky banter, and many nicknames (Just For Men Wilson, B-Weezy, Flicker, and Mental Assassin are just a few), as his excellent relief pitching skills.
But among all the excitement, more than a few people have been puzzled by the seemingly inside joke reference to "The Machine." To alleviate your curiosity, we've dug up the original Cheap Seats interview that started it all. Be prepared for cheeky hilarity. Check out the shortened version here:
For the full interview version, click here.
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hes not gay dumbasses its a prank.
Brian Wilson is into male bondage?! I knew he was gay! I love it!
Who would win in a fight? Brian Wilson or Jesus? Trick question, Brian Wilson is Jesus!
A must have for Wilson fans:
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Oh my, that's amazing! Just bumped up my brian wilson love factor by about 1,000..
when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro (Hunter S. Thompson)
Apparently no one has seen 8mm. It would put this "mystery" to an end real quick. Wilson enjoys films about Snuff films. No wonder he is so good.
LETS GET WEIRD!
this is too funny
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