Tired of Valentine's Day? Mend your broken hearts and vent your cynicism this Monday at the Roxie, where San Francisco's IndieFest will be hosting Love Bites, an '80s-themed power-ballad sing-along featuring lovelorn classics by Guns N' Roses, Journey, Bon Jovi, Warrant and REO Speedwagon.

Tease your hair, slip into your finest fishnets and be prepared to wave your cigarette lighters in defiance of the Hallmark-sponsored holiday, and in honor of the most soulful glam-rock cheese ever to grace MTV's airwaves. The festivities begin promptly at 9:15 p.m., with free beverages on hand to soothe your vocal chords. For tickets, click here.