The hottest events going on this weekend.
DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
What: An after-Outside Lands dance party with DJs Danny White (NYC), Rance, and Brooks Bennett.
Why: Because you don't have tickets, or you're really freaking excited for OL.
When: Friday, August 8
Where: 853 Valencia Street
What: The bay's funniest and most outlandish comedic/musical experience.
Why: Laugh out loud as adults read aloud the outrageous true diaries, letters, and poems they wrote as teenager for $15.
When: 7:30 pm, Saturday, August 9
Where: 1928 Telegraph Ave, Oakland
Protest Westboro Baptist Church with a Smooch
What: Westboro Baptist Church is coming to SF to protest tech companies. Welcome them to our fair city with a counter protest/makeout session.
Why: Love, not war.
When: Tuesday, August 12
3:50-4:20—Twitter, 1355 Market St.
4:25-4:55—Pinterest, 527 7th St.
5:00-5:30—Instagram, 181 S. Park
5:35-6:00—Reddit, 520 3rd St.
What: A Wizard of Oz sing-along on the waterfront.
Why: Because you love Dorothy and you can pregame at one of the JLS's excellent restaurants, like Bocanova.
When: Sundown, Wednesday, August 13
Where: Jack London Square Ferry Lawn, Oakland
What: Annual Outside Lands Ocean Beach clean up
Why: Because you're invested in the aesthetic of the City.
When: 10 am, Saturday, August 9
Where: Noriega and Great Highway