Unless you got in at Apple while they were still doling out the big stocks, you can probably forget about buying the home of your dreams (unless you're willing to move to Texas). But if you've got a million bucks, or something close to it, you might be able to make the most of it.

We could begin with some disclaimers: We know $1 million isn't cheap. And yes, there are homes out there for much less (sorry, we just don't want to live in them). And a $700,000 house in say, Austin, might have four bedrooms and pool. And just because a home in the Bay Area is listed for under a million, doesn't mean it won't sell for well over a million, cash. But we are making the most it, remember! The following "affordable" homes have plenty of potential—high ceilings, period details, sprawling backyards—so long as you're willing to overlook those rooms sized for hobbits, grandma's kitchen cabinets, and one bathroom per household.

Welcome home! (Just forget about moving to the South Bay).

Wine Country

The folks back home may never believe you paid 800 grand for a 1,200-square-foot yellow house with purple exterior columns and window units, but they're just jealous that you can hop on your bike for a bit of world-class wine tasting in the neighborhood. This 1920 home in downtown Napa has all the vibes of country living, right down to the wraparound porch (BYO rocker!), quaint built-ins, and large backyard. TBH, we're kind of digging some of the vintage fixtures, and the remodeled master bath is as nice as any you'll find in the price point.

Location: 1941 Oak St. (Napa)

Size: 1,217 sq. ft.

Bedrooms: 2

Bathrooms: 2

Asking price: $798,000

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