Not into long-stemmed roses and prix-fixe dinners for two? Stop trying to “define your relationship” this weekend and head down to Lower Haight to get all kinds of buzzed.

This Sunday afternoon, Three Twins organic ice cream and Good Vibrations are joining forces for the first ever Pop-Up Dildo Shop & Ice Cream Social. Sip free PBR, taste some of the best ice cream around (free if you bring old batteries to recycle), and get advice on what kind of vibrator is right for you from SF’s favorite sexologist, Dr. Carol Queen. And did we mention there will be live music by John Waters-inspired 60s pop act Female Trouble, naughty giveaways and dirty comedy by Will Franken?

Bonus: The first 25 people to arrive with a pillow (to sit on during Dr. Queen's workshops, of course) get a free mini vibrator from Good Vibes!

WHEN: Sunday, February 13, 2011, 3-5pm
WHERE:Fifty24SF Art Gallery, 218 Fillmore Street, San Francisco
COST: Free, but you must RSVP via Facebook

image via Refsart on Flickr.com