Unless you got in at Apple while they were still doling out the big stocks, you can probably forget about buying the home of your dreams (unless you're willing to move to Texas). But if you've got a million bucks, or something close to it, you might be able to make the most of it.

We could begin with some disclaimers: We know $1 million isn't cheap. And yes, there are homes out there for much less (sorry, we just don't want to live in them). And a $700,000 house in say, Austin, might have four bedrooms and pool. And just because a home in the Bay Area is listed for under a million, doesn't mean it won't sell for well over a million, cash. But we are making the most it, remember! The following "affordable" homes have plenty of potential—high ceilings, period details, sprawling backyards—so long as you're willing to overlook those rooms sized for hobbits, grandma's kitchen cabinets, and one bathroom per household.

Welcome home! (Just forget about moving to the South Bay).

Marin

When you live in a shoebox, you'll need all the natural light you can get. Luckily, this tiny cabin benefits from sunny weather in Fairfax thanks to ample windows and a huge deck, which makes for the ultimate sunbathing station. If you're here, then chances are you're single outdoorsy. And that's just perfect: The large wooded backyard, perfect for barbecues, and easy to access to Marin's many hiking and cycling trails, may be more than enough to distract you from this home's total lack of space and decorative details. Slap on a coat of paint then get outside!

Location: 308 Cascade Dr. (Fairfax)

Size: 960 sq. ft.

Bedrooms: 2

Bathrooms: 1

Asking price: $769,000

// For more information and photos, visit coldwellbankerhomes.com.