The Fancy Food Show wrapped up Wednesday, capping off three days of specialty food sampling at the Moscone Center. More than 1,400 food and beverage makers showcased 80,000 newly available snacks and spices, desserts and drink mixes, health foods, and hedonistic indulgences from around the world.
As a cocktail writer, I was mostly interested in the booze-related products, so I put a call out to the show's vendors for innovative cocktail ingredients and recipes. I am now on a first-name basis with the FedEx lady, the UPS guy, and two USPS workers.
Some of the samples that arrived were self-explanatory. GuS Grown Up Soda; Q Drinks, which are clearly mixers; Owl's Brew bottled tea, which says "crafted for cocktails" right on the label; and the Spice Lab's Gin & Tonic Collection, a wooden box outfitted with 10 botanicals, a twisted bar spoon, and a beautifully designed set of cocktail recipe cards.
Some items seemed simple enough to incorporate into a cocktail, like organic maple syrups from Runamok Maple in Vermont and Crown Maple in New York; a selection of flavored, bottled coffees from Chameleon Cold Brew Coffee in Austin, Texas; and Tea Drops, which are organic, lightly sweetened tea bombs pressed into pretty shapes that dissolve in hot water. But other samples I received seemed like a bit of a stretch: What exactly was I to do with the GoodPop, an all-natural frozen popsicle, and the SmashMallow organic marshmallows, in flavors included Meyer lemon, chia seed, and root beer float.
Still other ingredients seemed just plain wrong. The thought of making a cocktail with Bonafide Provisions' turkey bone broth made my stomach turn, while the Moringa Green Energy shots and Pure Moringa Vegetable Powder (made from dried moringa, a spinach-like superfood) from Oakland-based Kuli Kuli Foods struck fear in my tastebuds. But, I womaned up to take one for the team, vowing to test as many recipes as I could without doing permanent damage to my liver. To help with the more challenging ingredients, I called on my friend Eric Nyeste, formerly a chef at Bergerac, who agreed to concoct drinks for a few friends with whatever ingredients I threw at him.
Experiment #2: Mint Chocolate Chip SmashMallows
When Eric heard we had mint chocolate chip SmashMallows (gluten-free artisanal marshmallows made with organic sugar) to work with, he immediately asked, "Can we melt one over a grasshopper?" Fortunately meant the classic drink from the 1920s, which gave us an excuse to dig out a couple of liquor bottles that rarely see the light of day.
1 oz Creme de Menthe
1 oz Creme de cacao
1 oz Black Cow Vodka
1. Shake with ice, strain into a fancy glass
2. Attempt to melt SmashMallow over open flame on stove with tongs. Resort to microwaving SmashMallow and spooning it (quickly!) over the top of the drink
Let's just say that melted marshmallows and cold drinks don't mix, particularly if you have facial hair, which, as one of our male tasters noted, acts like velcro. The cocktail is tasty, though - chocolatey, minty, and creamy, all at once.