What screams luxury more than hiking down a private bluff to your own terraced beach? Riding down in a cable car.

Yes, you heard that right: In Lake Tahoe, $75 million will buy you the most expensive property ever listed on the lake—and yes, it comes with two glass funiculars to transport your guests amid jaw-dropping views down to your very own swatch of lakeside sand.

The 5.14-acre parcel on the north side of the lake includes ponds, waterfalls, gardens and all the forested privacy you could ask for. You enter through a gated driveway and, eventually, come face to face with the gorgeous mansion, raised on a bluff. (There's also a guest house and caretaker's apartment.) Eight bedrooms and 13 fireplaces make the spacious house cozy, while 10 full bathrooms equals 10 soaking tubs promising bubbly relaxation for all. And on the rare nights you don't want to head down to watch the moon rise over the lake, you can grab a little something from you 1,687-bottle wine cellar and snuggle into a 10-seat theater for a classic film.

Bougie lakes parties, here you come. Welcome to the Tahoe elite.

(Photo by Jeff Dow Photography)

(Photo by Jeff Dow Photography)

(Photo by Jeff Dow Photography)

(Photo by Jeff Dow Photography)

(Photo by Jeff Dow Photography)

(Photo by Jeff Dow Photography)

(Photo by Jeff Dow Photography)

(Photo by Jeff Dow Photography)

(Photo by Jeff Dow Photography)

(Photo by Jeff Dow Photography)

Location: Crystal Bay, NV

Size: 5.14 acres

Bedrooms: 8

Bathrooms: 10 full, 2 half

Asking price: $75,000,000