The holy grail of porcine worship, Cochon 555, is a hot ticket around these parts, so we asked you to submit your best piggie-inspired haiku for a chance to win two tickets to the Napa fest. After quite the poetry throwdown involving many an ode to pig parts, we've chosen a winner:

"Kosher you are not

But this Jew cannot quit you

My forbidden love"

Congratulations, Alex! Have fun eating piggy delicacies all weekend long.